“Yusuf how far?” Segun said as he aimlessly walked in.
"Oga ade wetin do you, your omoge talk say she no dey do again?” Yusuf said sitting down with Segun on their mattress, in their jointly rented single room which has been minimally furnished by Segun’s minute salary at the hotel where he worked as a male receptionist and cleaner just to survive and have something to impress the ladies with which they perform their atrocities.
“Wo o!!! na long story jare…”
“Baba forget that thing, if that babe should go just like that, na the thunders of our forefathers go fire you and your weak CGPA, shey o ni o mad ni, I dey tell you say do this girl do this girl, you dey tell me say she dey special, maybe others that we do do together are not special too, mtcheeewww” Yusuf said shutting Segun up.
“na u sabi jare, is there anything eatable in the house? Or you have been busy with your laptop since morning” Segun said while he was busy removing his white shirt (Uniform) and on the other hand Yusuf was as well busy searching Segun’s bag.
“no be you I dey follow talk?” Segun said furiously indicating his annoyance.
“Mabinu, spaghetti wey Kudirat cook still dey pot, I am searching for the cameras ni to see wetin that devilish lecturer don do to those innocent girls again today.” Yusuf said as he kept on checking the bag.
“Blood of Awolowo! Kudirat just commot? No wonder the bed dey rough, guy I swear na woman go kill you last last.” Segun said as he made move to check the pot.
“No be woman born me? Abeg make woman kill me, it will even be better”
“Na why I dey tell you say you need Jesus in your life, shaa don’t check the Cameras Yet, I don’t want to see it yet”
“Why nah?” Yusuf said.
“That devilish man that will live a miserable life and die a horrible death brought Folashade today” Segun said as he broke into tears.
“Mo gbe o!!! Yeeeepa!!!” Yusuf shouted as he dropped the bag in shock.
“Why are you now shouting, the deed is done already and I already told Shade it is over between us” Segun said wiping his tears and scooping spaghetti out of the pot.
“Are you kidding me?”
“No I am not, I am really serious, and I gave the devil keys myself” Segun said struggling with the pot of spaghetti.
“I meant why would you break up with Shade, this is your time to enjoy free travelling ticket to her promise land to and fro with no stress” Yusuf said hitting Segun.
“Before nko, I don dey strategize my plans already”
To be continued....
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