WELL DONE SIR!

Like a plague you entered our community
Putting everyone in intellectual calamity
You brought back the long forgotten topics to life
Stylishly you took away our social life
Leaving us in a condition of either read or read
Like Spartacus you forced us into the arena of _bookdom_
WELL DONE SIR!

You took away the artificial beauty of our baes and sisters
Forcefully made slay mamas to slay books
Leaving us with nothing but natural beauty
We say well done sir!

You took away our food stuff
Abandoning us in the refugee camp and custody of hunger
With no money to do fine boy or girl
You made us to sing the ryhme of "pls do you have garri"
well done sir!

You turned our beds against us
You made us to enter distance relationship with our Iron
Bathing became Nigeria power supply
Brushing, menstrual cycle
And combing a long forgotten exercise
Well done o!

You forced us to enter peaceful relations with Mosquitoes
Bedbugs our indispensable companion
Cockroaches our best friend
And rats our August visitors

Although your days are numbered
But what more can we say to *UNCLE EXAM*  But to say a loud....

WELL DONE SIR!

©ABSOL